Xblu Secret Service

Got a Website Situation? We Send an Agent.

Hacked site. Broken update. A project nobody can untangle. Xblu Secret Service is the on-call team that slips in, sorts it out, and leaves everything better than we found it. We fix, build, manage, organize and strategize, mostly on WordPress, always under contract, never with drama.

Agents dispatched for: a hacked WordPress site
White hats. Black fedoras. Fully authorized.
CASE #0427 · HANDLEDAccess granted by the owner
AGENT ON SITEBackup first. Always.
Five kinds of missions

Fix. Build. Manage. Organize. Strategize.

Think of us as the team you call when it has to get handled. One crew, five specialties, and no need to explain your website to five different vendors.

Mission dossier
Operation Clean Sweep

Fix

Something is broken, infected or just plain wrong. We find the cause, repair it properly and tell you what happened in plain English.

  • Hacked, infected or redirecting WordPress sites
  • Updates that left a white screen or a wall of errors
  • Forms, checkouts and emails that quietly stopped working
  • Slow pages and sites that buckle under traffic
Operation Blueprint

Build

When the right answer is something new. Designed, developed and launched by the same people who will stand behind it later.

  • WordPress websites and landing pages
  • Custom plugins, integrations and tools
  • Lead systems: AI assistant, scheduling and CRM
  • Migrations and rebuilds, carefully planned
Operation Night Watch

Manage

The quiet, steady work that keeps a site healthy so that there is no emergency to respond to in the first place.

  • Updates, backups and monitoring
  • Hosting, DNS, SSL and email
  • Security hardening, with Honey Badger™ on daily patrol
  • One contact for everything web
Operation Clean Desk

Organize

Years of logins, plugins and half-finished projects pile up. We sort the pile, document it and hand you the keys, labeled.

  • Logins, licenses and domains documented in one place
  • Plugin and tool cleanup
  • Analytics and tracking that tell the truth
  • Handover notes anyone can follow
Operation North Star

Strategize

Before spending another dollar, know where it should go. We look at the whole picture and give you a plan with priorities.

  • Website, SEO and content roadmap
  • Google Ads and lead-generation planning
  • What to fix first, and what to leave alone
  • A plain-English plan you can act on
Declassified case files

The Calls We Get

Every case is different. These are the ones that land on our desk most often.

FILE 01 HANDLED

The Break-In

Hacked, infected or sending visitors somewhere strange. We clean it up, close the door and explain how they got in.

FILE 02 HANDLED

The Update Gone Sideways

One click on Update and the site went blank. We bring it back, then find out which piece caused the trouble.

FILE 03 HANDLED

The Slow Burn

Pages that take forever cost you visitors. We track down what is dragging and tune the site and the server.

FILE 04 HANDLED

The Vanishing Developer

No logins, no notes, no replies. We help you recover access, take stock and get back in control.

FILE 05 HANDLED

The Silent Form

Leads stopped arriving and nobody noticed. We trace the form, the email and the spam folder until it works again.

FILE 06 HANDLED

The Big Move

New host, new server or a new domain. We plan the move, handle DNS, SSL and email, and check everything after.

FILE 07 HANDLED

The Leaky Budget

Ad spend going out, not much coming back. We audit the tracking and the campaigns and show you where it leaks.

FILE 08 OPEN

The Mystery

Three people have looked and nobody can figure it out. Honestly, that is our favorite kind of case.

Try it

Brief the Agent

Pick a situation and watch how a mission typically unfolds.

MISSION LOG
CASE CLOSED
SAMPLE MISSIONS · EVERY REAL ONE STARTS WITH A CONVERSATION
K-9 UNIT (SORT OF) · HONEY BADGER™CLEARANCE: READ-ONLY · STATUS: ON PATROL
The pet of the service

Every Agent Has a Partner. Ours Is a Honey Badger.

Honey Badger™ is Xblu's own lightweight WordPress scanner, and on a security case he is the first one through the door. He is one tool of many in the kit, and easily the cutest.

  • Sniffs out the stowawaysChanged WordPress and plugin files, code hiding in the uploads folder, files nobody can explain.
  • Looks, never touchesHoney Badger is read-only. He points at the trouble; fixing it is the agent's job.
  • Stays on patrolOnce the case is closed he can keep watch daily and raise the alarm if something new turns up.
Meet Honey Badger™
The protocol

How an Engagement Works

No cloak, no dagger, no surprises. Every engagement runs under a written agreement, with the scope, the access and the cost settled before any work begins.

The Briefing

A short call. You tell us what is going on, we ask the right questions.

Clearance

We agree on scope and cost in writing, and you grant the access we need.

The Operation

Backup first, then the work. You get updates as we go, not silence.

The Debrief

A plain-English report: what we found, what we did, what we recommend.

Standing Watch

Optional. Keep an agent on call so the next situation never gets big.

One and done

Single Mission

One problem, one clear scope, one agreed cost. Ideal for an emergency, a cleanup or a second opinion.

Ongoing

Agent on Call

A standing agreement for businesses that want an expert already cleared, already briefed and one message away.

Start to finish

Special Project

A build, a migration or a full overhaul, planned in stages with a named point of contact from kickoff to launch.

Every engagement is scoped to the situation, so pricing is quoted per mission after the briefing.

The code of the service

Friendly Faces. Serious Work.

The fedoras are for fun. The way we work is not.

We Only Go Where We Are Invited

We work with the owner's written authorization, on systems the owner controls. Always.

Backup First

Nothing gets touched until there is a safe copy to fall back on.

Plain English

You will always know what is happening and why. No jargon fog.

You Keep the Keys

Your site, your accounts, your data. We document everything and hand it back.

Discretion by Default

What we see on your systems stays between us. We are happy to work quietly alongside your team or agency.

Leave It Better

We fix the cause, not just the symptom, and tell you how to keep it from coming back.

Cleared for

Pretty Much Anything Web-Related

WordPress is home turf, but the work rarely stops at WordPress. Our agents are comfortable from the browser all the way down to the server.

WordPressDiviWooCommerceCustom pluginsPHP + JavaScriptcPanel / WHMLinux serversCloudflareDNS + SSLEmail deliverabilityBackups + recoverySite speedSEOGoogle AdsAnalytics + Search ConsoleAI integrationsHoney Badger™
Need to know

Questions, Answered

What exactly is Xblu Secret Service?

It is Xblu's on-call service for websites: a team you bring in under contract to fix, build, manage, organize or plan anything web-related. Most of our work is on WordPress sites and the servers behind them.

Is this connected to any government agency?

No. It is a playful name for a private service from Xblu, a digital marketing and web development company. We are not affiliated with any government agency.

My site is down or hacked right now. What should I do?

Get in touch and tell us what you are seeing. Do not delete anything yet. We will start with a backup of the site as it is, so nothing that could help explain the problem is lost.

Do I need to host with Xblu to use this?

No. We work on sites wherever they live. If hosting turns out to be part of the problem, we will tell you and explain your options.

How does pricing work?

Every situation is different, so each engagement is quoted after a short briefing. Scope and cost are agreed in writing before work begins, and nothing extra is done without your say-so.

Will you work with my existing developer or agency?

Gladly. We often work alongside in-house teams and other agencies, and we are comfortable staying in the background.

What access will you need?

Only what the job requires, granted by the owner: typically WordPress admin and hosting access. We document what we were given so you can remove it when the work is done.

Who is Honey Badger?

Honey Badger™ is Xblu's own lightweight WordPress scanner and the unofficial pet of the Secret Service. On security cases he goes in first to spot files that do not belong. He only reports what he finds; our agents do the fixing.

Can you promise my site will never have a problem again?

Nobody honestly can. What we can do is fix the cause, harden the site, and stay on call so that small issues get caught while they are still small.

Got a Situation? Let's Hear It.

Tell us what is going on. If we can help, we will say how. If we are not the right fit, we will say that too.